and buenos nachos, amigos.

My name is Adam. I’m the one you see in the carefully arranged photos, trying my hardest not to look, well…carefully arranged. I’d like to personally welcome you to BetterThieves.com, and to thank you for checking us out.

If you’re wondering who we are, where we come from, and what we’re about, all I can say is that Better Thieves is a growing family of musical miscreants dedicated to the righteous path of rock and roll. We come from wherever you’re reading this now, because all we really are as a band is a loud fucking echo of the same primal energy that exists—and has always existed within everyone—everywhere. It’s the same force that feeds us hope against hope and drives us forward in this ass-backward world. Frankly, we think that’s the kind of thing that needs to be CRANKED THE FUCK UP to drown out all the negativity that seeks to divide us. We’d love for you to accompany us on this wild ride! Like any good party destined to wake up the neighborhood, we just ask that you bring as many friends as you can pay to hang out with you!


Maybe you’re thieving a moment of time to check us out while you’re supposed to be creating cost statements. Maybe you’re here just to hear for yourself whether our music is even worth hearing. Orrrrr, maybe you mistakenly took us to be a support organization for narcissistic kleptomaniacs. However you have discovered Better Thieves, though, I sincerely hope that you find something in us that keeps you coming back for more.

So go explore the website, download the album, and drop us a line (I really like haiku, in case you were wondering). We are a work in progress, so we will keep the site updated with our latest music, tour dates, and whatever crazy content we decide to force upon you. As always, it is your love and support that keeps this shit show alive, and on behalf of the whole crew I can’t say thank you enough! Rest assured, we heart you too.

See you on the road, Thieves!

- Adam

(Chief Thief)